How to Hire if You Want to Get Fired
In this video, an HR “professional” commits a multitude of mistakes that could get her in legal hot water. Ignore the lame acting (especially mine) and see how many you can spot.
The answer key is below (but no peeking until after you’ve tried it yourself). Also, see if you can guess how many donuts I shoved into my mouth during the filming of the video (that answer’s below, too).
Happy Hunting!
Mark
There are a total of 50 errors. They are:
- Not realizing that she was interviewing a celebrity who’s been dead for more than three decades
- Unprofessional clutter on the desk
- Unprofessional attire
- Not getting up to greet or shake hands with the candidate
- Offering the candidate food during the interview, thereby rendering many of his answers unintelligible
- Not reading the resume in advance
- Mispronouncing the candidate’s name
- Allowing only five minutes for the interview
- Asking where the candidate lives
- Asking him if his residence is a halfway house
- Ignoring a gap of more than thirty years in employment
- Invading the candidate’s personal space
- Bad-mouthing the company
- Using unprofessional language (“craphole”)
- Demeaning the company’s production process
- Asking the candidate if he’s married
- Flirting with the candidate
- Unbuttoning her blouse
- Exposing an “I’m Single” T-shirt
- Asking the candidate’s birthdate
- Making an age-ist comment (“You are remarkably well preserved”)
- Inquiring about the candidate’s national origin
- Making an ethnic joke (“Is that why you’re Hung-a-ry all the time?”)
- Pre-offer drug testing
- Ignoring the candidate’s suspicious behavior when informed of the drug test
- Not allowing the candidate to leave when he freaked about the drug test
- Saying that drug tests are conducted only to scare off “lowlifes”
- Asking the candidate if he’s in the reserves
- Implying that reservists don’t have regular attendance
- Ignoring the fact that the candidate’s only reference is dead
- Failing to check references
- Unprofessional gum chomping and blowing a bubble
- Asking about pending arrests
- Asking about worker’s compensation claims
- Asking about disabilities
- Showing displeasure at the candidate’s facial twitch
- Telling the candidate not to twitch in front of clients
- Looking for candidates for only a week
- Finding the candidate to be qualified despite his utter lack of skills and experience
- Making a demeaning comment about another candidate
- Discriminatory anti-pregnancy comment (“she looked like she was about ready to pop”)
- Offering the candidate on the spot
- Giving the candidate a high-five
- Not following company policies
- Insufficient job-related questions and numerous job-unrelated questions
- Lack of open-ended questions
- Talking more than the candidate
- Taking no notes except birthdate
- Not describing any of the pertinent details of the job
- Ignoring the candidate’s theft of company property (the donut bowl)
As for the number of donuts I crammed into my mouth during the filming of this video, the correct number is 83. Don’t try this at home.














