Statements taken from actual employee performance evaluations:

• “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”
• “Takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.”
• “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

(From Mel Greene’s The Greatest Joke Book Ever)

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