For your reading pleasure, the following are items that appeared in actual resumes and cover letters:

• “Please don’t misconstrue my fourteen jobs as ‘job-hopping.’  I have never quit a job.”
• “It’s best for employers that I not work with people.”
• “I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.”
• “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.”
• “The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.”

(Sources:  Fortune Magazine, Idiots at Work by Leland Gregory)

This entry was posted on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 5:51 am and is filed under Dumb But Fun Posts. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.