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Lawyer Jokes No. 14,687 and 14,688

Here are the latest lawyer jokes we’ve received from our loyal readers:

Q:  What’s the difference between a carp and a lawyer?

A:  One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the other is a fish.

Very nice.  I’m so proud that my profession is held in such high esteem.  Here’s another one:

Q:  How many lawyer jokes are there?

A:  Only two.  The rest are true stories.

Thanks for the above go to Jack Leebron.  The funny thing is that Jack himself is a lawyer — nice to find another lawyer who can laugh at himself.  For his efforts, Jack will be rewarded with an exclusive Manpower coffee mug.  Thanks again, Jack!

If you have a lawyer joke or humorous workplace story you’d like to share, just click on the button at the upper left.  If it’s remotely humorous, we’ll award you a fabulous prize and maybe even publish it here on the Blawg.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 at 9:15 am and is filed under Dumb But Fun Posts, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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One Response to “Lawyer Jokes No. 14,687 and 14,688”

  1. Mark Toth Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Please note that I substituted the word “carp” for “catfish” in Jack’s submission because it seemed to more accurately capture the true nature of lawyerliness. Hope that’s OK with you, Jack.

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