Bad Lawyer Joke of the Day
The following was received from loyal Blawg reader Dan Szohr. Not sure if it’s a true story or not.
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered the driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one of the men, “Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer said.
Turning to the other man, the lawyer said, “You can come with us, too.”
The second man said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me.”
“Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.
The men gathered their families and they all piled into the limousine. Once underway, one of the men turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thanks for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”
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