Bad Lawyer Joke of the Day
Today’s bad lawyer joke comes from loyal Blawg visitor Doug Orear of Bloomington, Illinois . . .
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the lawyer’s rates. “$500 for three questions,” replied the lawyer. “Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” replied the lawyer. “What’s your third question?”
Thanks, Doug! (For the record, Doug’s original submission set the lawyer’s rate at $50. I upped it a bit to reflect current reality.)
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